S0me One MAkeS Fun OF Me.Each ANd evERYdAy,ANd IT HUrtS.I've BEen MAde Fun of OFF-AnD-On mY EntIRe LIFe,I AlreDy HAte MY sElF..WHAt ELse Do They WANt FRom Me?
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Born On: Nov 13, 1998
Registered On: Jan 24, 2014
Last Login: Dec 30, 2014
70 Friends 23 Notes 49 Photos 1 Sketches
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141 xp | Level 3 Gamer
Games Played: 5
Games Rated: 3
Game Comments Posted: 1 | Score: -2
ABOUT
A ReaL FRienD Is HArd T0 FInd..
DiFFICUlT T0 LEaVE..
AnD Imp0sIBal TO TARgET... ;)
I'm In L0ve With Y0ur Smile. I'm In L0ve With Y0ur V0ice. Whenever I See Y0u. My Heart'll RejOice. I'm In L0ve With Laugh. I'm In L0ve In L0ve With Y0u Pers0nality. I'm In L0ve With Y0ur Individuality. I'm In L0ve With Y0u And Wh0 Y0u Are..
Aj Mujh Se Lipat K So Jao,
Aj Kro Kuch Aisa Mujh Me Kho Jao
Apne Nazuk Se Malmal Se Jism Ki Khushbu Se,
Mere Badan Ko Mehka K So Jao
Musalsal Sans Se Sans Jor Do Jana,
Aj Mere Tan Se Apna Tan Mila K So Jao
Chand Si Chandni Me Taaro Ka Dikhao Jalwa,
Aj Mujhe Pyar Do Ya Pyar Kar K So Jao.
Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
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Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia
Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
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Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"
Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa
Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda
2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa
Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
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Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
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Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye
Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
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Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
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Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon
Sardar was painting his room
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Us ne Chat ko paint karkay
Diwaron par likha
"SAME AS ABOVE"
Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
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Sardar:ok, we should next year !
Police: Tumhari wife ghum howi to tum ne Police ko kion nahi bataya?
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Saradar: O Jee pahly scooter ghum howa tha to police ne 20 din chala ke wapis ki thi.
Sardar to Wife: Light nahi hai tu phankh tu chala do
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Wife: Akhir sardar hi ho na, aqal tu hai hi nahi, phanka chalayenge tu moom-batti bujh jayegi
Hitlar during Speech: Mairi dictionary mai IMPOSSIBLE ka lafz nahi
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Sardar Uth ke bola: tay mama waikh ke laini ci na Dictionary!